Logic!!

Santa decided to write the MBA exam.

He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, a friend came home.

Friend: Santaji how is your MBA preparation?
Santa: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Santa: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, logically, your are married.
Santa: YES.
Friend: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Santa was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Banta and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?
Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Please, give me an example.
Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Banta: NO, I dont.
Santa: Saala HOMO!!!