Best of PJs

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Santa: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


Question: Should Women have Children after 35?
Santa: No!35 Children R More than Enough!!


Teacher: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess : "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"



After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: "Torch is okay"